Distorted Birth

Do you not think birth is distorted? We are brought to this earth in the most shocking way possible, in a cold room full of people with mask and latex gloves. After spending 9 months in a warm place. We get taken away and spank and shove things into our noses by strangers that we have no idea who they are. That don't really care about us, only care about making rent or buying the next in thing. Most people would say Im a pessimist. I call myself a realist. I do not buy into the distorted life and all the bullshit it brings. I do not believe that this is the way to treat a brand new human being, especially if its expected to be a peaceful one. But its all very distorted my friends. Back in the days kids where brought into this world by family member. What ever happen to all those "natural births" How come something that is so natural, has become so unnatural. You need a paper that says that you are capable of bringing somebody to life. Mother nature was mistaken I guess, forgot to give us that paper. So we believe we humans can do it better. Really what that paper should say is that I read this amount of articles and books and accomplish this amount of hours practicing unnatural ways of bringing kids to life. Natural birth has become unnatural. How distorted is that? Is all very confusing and scary if you ask me.